Newsletter 4/8/08 Print E-mail

We missed a great opportunity on Saturday to have our breakfast and Opening Day Tournament unfortunately the weather men got us again. Oh well, we’ll try again next year.

Gentlemen, don’t forget the Monster Mash Match Play Tournament scheduled for Sunday, April 13th you can still enter this event and play in the gaggle at 8:00.

Ladies your first tournament of the season is scheduled for April 19th.  The sign up sheet is posted.

The Pro Shop is stocked so stop in and take a look at what is available. The new Nike SQ Square Driver is selling well. Nike toned the sound down and it hits long and straight. Come demo one or wait until May 3rd when Nike will be here for a demo day.  We also have a large selection of golf balls for both the men and ladies.  If you would like to order something from Callaway,Titleist,Mizuno and Cobra we can order it and in most cases get you a better price than Golf Galaxy.See Craig in the Pro Shop. Nike has a new ball (Karma) out this year made specifically for the lady and we are carrying this ball.

Also if you haven’t had a chance to see the new web site go to www.jonathanslandinggolf.com and check it out. A copy of the newsletter will be posted.

 A regular Saturday morning foursome were concluding their weekly round a few days before Christmas. They all talked about how much fun it would be to play golf on Christmas morning, so they promised to do whatever it took to meet each other on Christmas.

As they warmed up, each had a story about what it took to get there.
The first man said his wife pitched a fit. He had to promise to buy her a new car to get out of the house. Then next one agreed and said he had to give his wife permission to book a cruise to Mexico in order to play. The third man said he had agreed to buy his wife a diamond ring as soon as the jewelry store opened the next day.

They looked at the last member of the foursome to see what he had to do. He said, "Well, I woke up this morning, gave my wife a big kiss and said, what's it going to be this morning honey, sex or golf?" She said, "It's chilly outside, you better wear a sweater." Hit’em Straight CCC